SCOOP EXPRESS

• REMY MA: planning a jailhouse wedding to her boyfriend, fellow rapper Papoose.
• KLOE KRAVITZ: on your dad it was cute but that whole grundge black girl with and edge thing makes you look like you need a shower.
• JESSICA SIMPSON: hospitalized for kidney infection...or pain of a failed career.
• OPRAH: had the pregnant woman/man. what's the big deal it's a freakin woman who wants to be a man. it's not a miracle people...shesh
• YAYA: top model loser to join cast of "All My Children"
• BIGGA: get married already have some kids and go away. We all know a marriage could have taken place without the world knowing when you take out a marriage license.
• SO CALLED ARTIST; instead of rereleasing why not make a good album in the first place?
• BRAD PITT: has fired his publicist just like his soulmate and decided to manipulate the media on his own
• BOBBY BROWN: is finally telling us what I already knew. Whitney got him into crack..he was only a weedhead before he met her. Guess what nikka you're a grown ass man you snitch. Why are you dirting her name now. She's moved on and cleaned up so should you.
• AKON: going country. his old ass needs to go to florida and retire
• HULK HOGAN: to propose to his new girlfriend. WTF
• MARIAH: dating Nick Cannon? Excuse my while a spit that lil vommit that came out my mouth